
I have never been married.But I tell people I'm
divorced so they don't think I'm weird.
The greatest pleasure in life is to do what people
say you can't.
Wherever I go people wave at me.I wish next time they
would use all their fingers....
Don't be so humble,you are not that great.
Not only there is no God but try to find a plummer in a Sunday.
One night I dreamed I ate a 5 kilos marshmallow.Then I noticed the pillow was gone.
Lady Astor said:"Mr. Churchill you are drunk!!"...and he answered:
"Yes Madame,but you are ugly and I'll be sober tomorrow..."
The early bird gets the worm.But the second mouse gets the cheese.
Why do they put Braille dots in a bank's drive up window??
Everybody has the right to be stupid,but many people abuse that privilege.
I tried to change to chewing gum.But I couldn't keep it lit !.
People who think they know everything are an annoyance to those of us that do.
Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.
You only live once.But if you do it well it should be enough.
I used to be as pure as fresh snow.But I drifted.
A man in love can't be reasonable.Or he couldn't be in love to begin with.
I generally resist temptations.... unless I can't resist them!.
Just my

.. over and over....and over...and over.
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