No Rev Spooner yet, so how about his toast from Oxford Union
I want you all to glaze your asses and drink a toast to our queer dean
But I think I have to add my nephew here, then 8 years old, who after practising his line in Robin Hood for 2 weeks, spoonerised Friar Tuck, and proclamined to the audience that they should "Try a fuck!!"
Szasonal? Oh to be in England now that Wintrrs here or perhaps the Spike Milligan
No birds, no bees
No flowers or trees
No wonder......November
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