Just a couple
My wife drove me to drink, and for that I will be eternally grateful WC Fields
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A genius: A person who knows more and more, about less and less, until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
when the earth was created, God put 25 miles of sea between England and France - and for that we should be eternally grateful Winston Churchill
It is better to be considered a fool, than to open the mouth and remove the doubt George Brown, but original unknown
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