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Thank you Malteeser!!! :thumbsup

Always so much fun!! :thumbsup

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Tired of an inactive sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent love-making session, �How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?� She glanced at him casually and replied, �You're never home!�

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At a dinner party the other night my wife tried to embarrass me by telling our guests about an argument that's been ongoing in our household.

'Yes,' she said smugly. 'He's well trained, I have constantly reminded him to put the seat down after he's used the toilet and like a good little boy, he now does as he's told.'

They all started laughing at me then one of her friends turned to me and said, 'Hha, totally pussy whipped aren't you!'

'No not really,' I replied calmly. 'I'v just been p i s s i n g in the sink for the last 6 months.'

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God came and said, �I want the men to form two lines. One line for the men who ruled their women on Earth and the other line for the men who were ruled by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with Saint Peter.� With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women were gone and there were two lines.
The line of men who were ruled by their women was 1,000 miles long, and in the line of men who ruled their women, there was only one man. God became angry and said, �You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?�
The man replied, �I don't know, my wife told me to stand here.�

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What do you say to your single friends on Valentine�s Day? Happy Independence Day!

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Thank you Malteeser!!! :thumbsup

Always so much fun!! :thumbsup

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Put ur joke here and smile:

Weight Loss

A guy badly needs to lose weight.
He reads a weight loss advert on newspaper.
He goes to the place.
The secretary explains:
�There are 3 options � Option 1 for $50, 2 for $100 and 3 for $150.�
He chooses Option 1.
�Go to the elevator and press number 1.�
On Level 1, he finds a pretty girl.
�Now you run after me. If you catch me you will fuck me�.
And he ran after girl, caught her and fucked her.
And he lost weight!

:D :D
Second week.
He chooses Option 2.
�Press 2 on the elevator.�
On Level 2, he finds another girl, prettier and younger.
�You run after me. If you catch me, I will let you fuck me.�
And he ran after the girl, caught and fucked the girl.
And he loses more weight.
Third week.
This time he goes to the top choice number 3.
�Elevator. Press Button number 3.�
He goes to level 3 to find a big guy, all muscles.
�Now you run coz if I catch you, I will fuck you!�

I laughed so hard at this, definitely one I'll be telling haha

I only trust people who like big butts......They cannot lie.

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Thanks to all those who posted nice comments on this thread.

I hope that this will once again confirm that the most important information in your life won't come from a teacher, the library or the internet, but from a mentor, and on a very personal level.

My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for me it is a time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives.The special trips he would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him, and the advice he used to give!

Much was wasted because I was young when he died. If he were alive today and sharing his pearls of wisdom, I'd be a better man.

Those gems were well and good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandfatherly advice, came when I was on 12. We were sitting in a park, watching c h i l d r e n and their mothers enjoying a beautiful spring day. He told me that one day, I'd find a woman and start my own family.

'And son,' he said, 'be sure you marry a woman with small hands.'

'How come, Grandpa?' I asked.

'It makes your pecker look bigger.'

Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who�s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it.

Later they get together. The priest begins: 'When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.'

'I found a bear by the stream,' says the minister, 'and preached God�s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.'

They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. 'Looking back,' he says, 'maybe I shouldn�t have started with the circumcision.'

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Lenny tells the psychiatrist, 'Every time I get into bed, I think there�s somebody under it.'

'Come to me three times a week for two years, and I�ll cure your fears,' says the shrink. 'And I�ll charge you only $200 a visit.'

Lenny says he�ll think about it. Six months later, he runs into the doctor, who asks why he never came back. 'For $200 a visit?' says Lenny. 'A bartender cured me for $10.'

'Is that so! How?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed.'

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During a visit with my grandmother, my husband noticed a birthday card from a local funeral parlor.

'That was nice of them,' he said.

She was unimpressed. 'They only want me for my body,' she grumbled.

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My sister didn�t do as well on her driver�s test as she�d hoped.  It might have had something to  do with how she completed this  sentence: 'When the ______ is dead, the car won�t start.'

She wrote: 'Driver.'

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ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Awesome Malteeser!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup

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Then, their pastor retired, and a new one was hired. Not only could he see right through the brothers' deception, but he also spoke well and true, and the church started to swell in numbers. A fund-raising campaign was started to build a new assembly.

All of a sudden, one of the brothers died. The remaining brother sought out the new pastor the day before the funeral and handed him a check for the amount needed to finish paying for the new building.

�I have only one condition,� he said. �At his funeral, you must say my brother was a saint.� The pastor gave his word, and deposited the check.

The next day, at the funeral, the pastor did not hold back. �He was an evil man,� he said. �He cheated on his wife and abused his family.� After going on in this vein for a small time, he concluded with,

�But, compared to his brother, he was a saint.�

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A father shows up at his daughter�s home and finds his son-in-law angrily packing his bags.
�What�s wrong?� he asks.
�I texted my wife that I was coming home today from my golfing trip. And what did I find when I walked through the door? Her making out with Joe Murphy! I�m leaving!�
�Now, calm down,� says his father-in-law. �There must be a simple explanation. I�ll find out what happened.� Moments later, he reappears. �I told you there was a simple explanation, and there is,� he says. �She never got your text.�

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I Wana make a joke about my cock but... is to long

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I Wana make a joke about my cock but... is to long

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That is OK,tell us...we like your fat and long jokes :thumbsup

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That is OK,tell us...we like your fat and long jokes :thumbsup

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